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Monkey Conspiracy

Big Gigantic Warhammer Page

Iccywawa--A religion from ancient times!

Opinions on Life, the Universe and Countless Other Things!

The Shadow Man--My First Novel!

Thieves and Assassins: The Roleplaying Game!

Quotes That Tell of the World!

Stories!

Big No? Have you ever seen a Web Page this large? My god, it's huge! This web page is designed to expand your horizons to the marvellous game of Warhammer and what is happening around you as the Monkeys are invading our planet, while also explaining to you in full detail the religion of the god Iccywawa, which I recently found on an expedition to Antarctica where it was hidden under a penguin. Also, the clever Opinions on Life, the Universe and Countless Other Things, which is getting great reviews from myself.

As you may see, if you have been a devoted fan--I'm sure there is someone out there who is--this page is getting bigger! Oh my, is it ever expanding! Soon I will conquer all of the internet and rule the world! Ahahahahaha! I've said too much. Okay, forget that you just read what I just wrote. Okay, there is now a Thieves and Assassins page, which is a new roleplaying game designed by me and a friend, as well as a page that tells about my first published novel, The Shadow Man. Check them both out, and keep coming back for more on THe Great Monkey Conspiracy.

My Friends Piece of Crap Site. He's the guy helping me with the roleplaying game. You can find cool stuff, and stuff!

If this webpage causes your computer to explode, please do not send me angry letters. I am really not responsible. Hee Hee!

WARNING!!! Chickens and Dynamite Simply Do Not Mix!


This web page contains absolutely no pornography whatsoever. If you are offended by the lack of pornography--or just want a good laugh--click on the above TOP 100 000 000 icon and link to the good stuff--wink wink nudge nudge say no more say no more!

My Email Address is [email protected]! Email me with your comments about my site.